When we were babies, FAT and ROUND,
everyone loved us and wouldn’t put us down.

Pinched our JAWS and hugged us tight,
fed us until we couldn’t take another bite.

We WADDLED when we walked which made us extra cute,
and we walked around all day in our birthday suits.

Now that we’re grown, we look just the same;
we’re loveable and walk EXACTLY the same.

No one thinks we’re cute, they give us the BOOT
and we no longer walk around in our birthday suits.

April 30, 2008